Now we’re talking! This came up yesterday in the GBCP Discord channel, and you just gotta love it. π
What counts as a hat we wonder? Where do we draw the line before it’s a more general Headwear thing and not really a capital H kind of Hat?
Harry and Harriet, those are Hats for sure. Facemasks and goggles don’t really counts as hats I’d say. But that doesn’t stop us from listing them all and making Headwear battle The Hatless π
So the battle is on! Let’s make a team selection format based solely on the models’ inclination towards wearing Hats.
I base this primarily on card art, but physical sculpt should also be taken into account, so feel free to bring it up if someone’s missing! Also includes a broader variant where we count any and all Headwear.
Since I am kind of insane at times, I actually went through all of them. I started by just listing them and their headwear as I went through, then sorted by headwear. That is why headwear is included on each row, I might make a spreadsheet out of it later π
I hereby present to you, the different kinds of Guild Ball Headwear. We could absolutely make a Cup with these teams. Horribly unbalanced maybe, but still!
- Hats
- Chef’s hats
- Random other hats
- Caps
- Helmets
- Hoods
- Headbands
- Goggles
- Facemasks
Sorted by headwear type, I give you Models wearing Hats:
- Harry the Hat (actually wearing The Hat)
- Harriet the Hat (actually wearing The Hat)
- vRage (proper Hat)
- oRage (proper Hat)
- vGreede (proper Hat)
- Avarisse (proper Hat)
- oGreede (proper Hat)
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- Wellington (chef’s hat)
- Roast (chef’s hat)
- Spice (chef’s hat)
- Tenderizer (cook Tendy has a chef’s hat in addition to his facemask)
- Shank (cap, and cook Shank has a chef’s hat)
–
- Yukai (great big woven hat)
- Jackstraw (awesome pointy hat)
- Chaska (full on badger hat)
- Culverin (pirate hat)
- Angel (one model sculpt has a pirate hat)
- Quaff (one alt model wars a real nice little hat)
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- Nightlight (cap)
- Beacon (cap)
- oDecimate (cap)
- vDecimate (cap and mask)
- Hooper (cap)
- oSpigot (cap)
- vSpigot (same cap?)
- Stave (cap)
–
- Esters (viking helmet)
- Burnish (plate helmet)
- Iron (plate helmet)
- Stoker (cone helmet)
- vMinx (skull helmet)
- Compound (leather helmet)
- Mash (wooden helmet)
- Colossus (one model sculpt wears a wooden helmet)
- Spade (safety helmet)
–
- Devana (hood)
- Smoke (hood)
- Hearth (hood)
- Alloy (hood)
- oHearne (hood)
- vHearne (hood)
- Fallow (hood)
- oSiren (hood)
- vSiren (hood)
- Brainpan (hood)
- Wick (hood)
- sSpigot (hood)
- Piper (hood)
- Miasma (hood)
- Herder (hood)
- Mist (hood and face cover)
- Snakeskin (hood)
–
- Crucible (goggles)
- Mercury (goggles)
- Vitriol (goggles)
- Ballista (goggles)
- Nomad (goggles)
- Ikaros (goggles)
- Horizon (goggles)
- Mallet (goggles)
- Digger (goggles)
- Fissure (goggles)
- Fuse (goggles)
–
- oKatalyst (large facemask)
- vKatalyst (smaller facemask)
- Venin (face bandana)
- Pin Vice (face bandana)
- Ghast (facemask)
- sBrisket (one sculpt has an Order facemask)
- Grace (hood and Order facemask)
- Benediction (hood and Order facemask)
- vFangtooth (Order facemask)
- oFangtooth (facemask)
- oMinx (skull facemask)
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- Rivet (head bandana)
- Cutlass (head bandana)
- Minerva (headband)
- Corsair (headband)
- Angel (head bandana)
- vSakana (head bandana)
- Skatha (big hairbands)
- Fahad (beads and headband)
- oHarmony (headband)
- vHarmony (headband)
- Wrecker (head armor)
- Shaft (lantern headband)
- Snow (armor headbands)
- Peck (neckpeck armor)
- Pride (head armor)
- oHemlocke (headband)
- vHemlocke (skull and headband)
- Pelage (skull and headband)
- Windfinder (head bandana)
And last but not least, a Lion in a Hat, just for luck:

